CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of scammy emails packed with vile porn. These bastards are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned money, so be super cautious. Don't click on any links in these emails, and report them immediately. Stay safe out there